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Wednesday, 21 December 2011

JOKE

Charmer :- Hello sweet girls

Sweetgirl :- Hi lover boy

Charmer :- Can I know u more
please?

Sweetgirl :-17....Female...Sweet
Lips...Bombomliscious and Delicious....In LAGOS....And u?

Charmer :-hmmmmmm.....I'm in
love already....I'm 52....Male....6
pack....Big chest....In LAGOS too.

Sweetgirl :- You're 52....OMG!
Serious?.....Same age as my dad.

Charmer :- I'm just so into fresh
young beautiful girlz.

Sweetgirl :-
Do u have a wife?

Charmer :- Yes....But not as sexy
as
u are....I have a daughter...She's in
her room with her friend doing
her homework.

Sweetgirl :- Then
why do u like young girls?

Charmer :- I love them bcos
they're beautiful not to mention sexy.

Sweetgirl :- I'm also into older
men
with Iphones...Cash...And Big
expensive cars.

Charmer :- I can
offer all of that and more.

Sweetgirl :- I think we should
meet
since u're in LAGOS and I'm also
here.

Charmer :- That would be
nice...Where am I to pick u 2morrow with my brand new
HUMMER JEEP?

Sweetgirl :- I'll be
in
school 2morrow so it won't be
possible. Charmer :- Or maybe
over the weekend....Going to school is
very important.


Sweetgirl :- Weekend will be
better....But while we are still
chatting....Let me continue with
my homework....I don't want my dad
to know I have a BB....He'll be
very
mad at me..

Charmer :- Which
homework is that? Maybe I can
be of asistance..

Sweetgirl :- It's my Biology
assignment and my friend LUCY
is
assisting me already.

Charmer :-
Hey....Ur friend's name is LUCY?

Sweetgirl :- Yes. Charmer :-
Where
exactly in Lagos are u?

Sweetgirl :-Ogba ....And u?

Charmer :-
PRINCESS! Is that u?

Sweetgirl :- DAD! is that
u?.....O.M.G...

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