Boring husband:Honey, why are you
wearing your wedding ring on the wrong
Bored wife: Because I married the wrong
Q: Do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day?
A: Sure, they’re very scent-imental!
Q: What does a man who loves his car do on
A: He gives it a Valenshine!
Girl: “I can’t be your valentine for medical
Girl: “Yeah, you make me sick!”
Q: Why is Valentine’s Day the best day for a
A: Because you can really party hearty!
Q: What did the cholcolate syrup say to the
A: “I’m sweet on you!”
Q: What do you call a very small valentine?
A: A valentiny!
Q: Why did the stupid boy put clothes on
the valentines he was sending?
A: Because they needed to be ad-dressed!
Q: What did the painter say to his
A; “I love you with all my art!”
Q: Why should you send your sweetie a
A: Because you always heart the one you
May this Valentine’s Day be filled with love, understanding, and contentment as you journey through life with those you hold dear.
I claim there ain’t Another Saint As great as Valentine. - Ogden Nash
True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.
Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.
At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet. - Plato For twas not into my ear you whispered But into my heart Twas not my lips you kissed But my soul.
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